thevillageredneck

Can I please just go back 5 years and try life over again, or at least just forget everything…

papayapanda:
kitfisto:
jacks u off with these
please god delete this website

If you’re wearing metal equipment during a thunderstorm, you get a short warning before you’re struck b–JESUS CHRIST

sexylizarddad:
the first place snail racing cup presented to squidward

perplexedfeline:
causticsouda:
izumikage:
brb laughing my ass off
the fuck is a texas bender
lasso
In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

Skyrim in a Nutshell

Guard: I have to wonder... what does the Dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards?

Me, 72 hours into the game, busy picking cabbage and settling squabbles among children: haha I dunno man probably something important