Can I please just go back 5 years and try life over again, or at least just forget everything…

brokendildo:

papayapanda:

kitfisto:

jacks u off with these 

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please god delete this website

paulthebukkit:

If you’re wearing metal equipment during a thunderstorm, you get a short warning before you’re struck b–JESUS CHRIST

sexylizarddad:

sexylizarddad:

the first place snail racing cup presented to squidward

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brattyconifer:
“ perplexedfeline:
“ causticsouda:
“ izumikage:
“ brb laughing my ass off
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the fuck is a texas bender
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lasso
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In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.
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brattyconifer:

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

Skyrim in a Nutshell
Guard: I have to wonder... what does the Dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards?
Me, 72 hours into the game, busy picking cabbage and settling squabbles among children: haha I dunno man probably something important